I found these kids' quotes from Tales of Wonder blog. Aren't they hilarious? Enjoy!
WHAT GOD IS LIKE:
God is really, really, really old—like 23. But he never looks a day older every time you see him.
God has many kinds of hair, but he keeps them short.
God is as far as numbers go. He’s too old for age.
God watches over us all the time. He has lots of eyes—like spiders.
In the beginning, God created heaven and earth. Now he just does people.
He has a gray beard. He’s at least a hundred years old. That’s why it’s gray. Used to be brown.
He looks a lot like Jesus, but with a mustache.
THINGS KIDS SAY TO GOD:
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool. - Eugene
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? – Norma
Are you really invisible or is that just a trick? – Lucy
How do You get those leaves to grow back onto the trees? And how do You keep grass growing back, no matter how many times it gets cut off? Now that’s something (David, age 8)
I don’t think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know but I am not just saying that because you are God. - Charles